Make Rhymed Couplets Great Again

trumpSomeone wrote a poem celebrating today's inauguration. Literary research and Wikileaks have uncovered, however, that -- as with any great work of art -- this opus wasn't the first draft. Below are some early lines that didn't make it into the final version:   The mane ‘top his heed all flaxen and bushy,He squares off ‘gainst history an’ grabs a’ its pussy,He’ll tackle the future with ebullient puerility;He mocks danger (if danger has a disability);He crushes PC (and all other ills)But kindly ask not that he pay off his bills.If a reporter displeases he’ll blitz and bombard,And don’t bruise his ego or he’ll tweet you so hard.His taste will enshrine his executive powers –Everything’s golden: his sink and his showers.Behold his fine cabinet: it’s where Goldman-Sachs is.He’s a wild man of mystery, at least re: his taxes.He seizes the mike and lets catchphrases flowAs befits the ex-host of a reality show.Others be smarter but none e’er so loud,As th’ bellowing Donald, wi’ wee hawns endowed.