Donald and the Magic Sharpie
September 10, 2019 No realities were altered in the Sharpie-ing of this cartoon
Styx and Stones
August 28, 2019 It got awkward when it came time to pay the fare and Koch asked Charon if he could break a quazillion dollar bill.
Soldiers who may or may not have flown business class
O For a Muse of Pretzel Nuggets!
July 4, 2019 "Our Army manned the air, it rammed the ramparts, it took over airports," said our president yesterday of American military might during the American Revolution (or the War of 1812, it's not quite clear).
But in praising eighteenth-century American air power he does a disservice to the long history of military aircraft. Remember how the English took the airports at Agincourt?
We few, we happy few, we band of standbys;
For he to-day that checks his carryon with me
Shall be my brother; be he center seat or nay,
Upgrades shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in exit rows now relaxed
Shall think themselves accursed they did not recline,
And hold their weird little graham cookies cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Cinnabon's day.
Jared, please see me after class
The Jared Doctrine
May 16, 2019 Today Jared Kushner unveils his immigration plan. Be nice y'all, he stayed up super late working on the trifold presentation board.
"Next year me and Stevie Miller are gonna make a working volcano out of papier-mache and xenophobia!"
When God Closes a Door
It's Green New Deal vs. Grumpy Old Deal.